I have been extremely good this year, putting up with a lot of shit (both literally and figuratively) from my children without ONCE going on a killing rampage or leaving the kids in a cardboard box by the church door.
This year, for the love of all that is festive, PLEASE don't get me anymore sodding bubble bath. I still haven't opened the 17 bottles I got at the birth of my first child. I know people mean well but unless you're going to come and take BOTH my children out of the house for an hour when I want a bath, you may as we'll not bother!
So now we know where we stand on bubble bath, here is a list of things I have been coveting recently from the only friends I have, Cbeebies characters.
1. Grandpa's Shrinking Cap
Lucky old Grandpa, he just gets to tootle off to be tiny and magical whenever he fancies and no one ever screams "WHERE HAVE YOU GONE?" as soon as he leaves the room. Oh for that ability to disappear! I would use the shrinking cap mostly to hide from my children, and occasionally to freak them out by flying their retro fisher price plane.